daphiexn
being weird burns fats
Mar 14, 2011 Monday, March 14, 2011 | 0 comments



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I've came to a conclusion that being weird burns fats. 


So basically, you see, when you are referred as weird, you are usually being super flabbergasted-hyper-as-in-like-very-the-so-energetically mad-like active like some ferret going through puberty on steroids. Hormones FTW. So, when you are being super flabbergasted-hyper-as-in-like-very-the-so-energetic mad-like active, due to hormones or not, your heart rate increases into an abnormal state in order to compensate the lost of oxygen in your lungs which are filled with capillaries gasping for air efficiently. Waiting for the oxygenated blood in the alveolus to defuse into it (the capillaries) in exchange with the deoxygenated blood so that respiration can happen in the body system.  (OOP must cross out. Skimming and scanning. FTW)


In a different manner of defining weird is to come up with a rather unexpected answer or a respond that is very outraged, absurd sometimes, causing it to be too much for the normal beings of homosapient to comprehend. This, however, requires a rather sudden  burst of energy in the brains. The energy is transfered by blood, consist with hormones and mucus, acting as lubricant for the blood, and also, not to forget the main source of energy - glucose. In a time frame in terms of milliseconds, rather astonishing to some, disturbing and annoying to others, an act of a rather unexplainable behavior whether in forms of words or action, will be performed. 


Looking in depth, the processes that requires energy is performed fully in the entire process. By accumulation, the amount of energy burnt into this random act of happiness, joy and not to mention, retarded-ness, is a rather large quantity. This also explains why college students are always so damn hungry. 


And also so damn poor cuz eating nearby Taylors is like eating gold bar. FTW. 




LOL. I just lost my mood to be serious. 


But! Kindly refer me properly cause i can sue you for plagiarizing* me. I has legal studies kungfu you don't play play. wtf -.-


P.S. No, none of the above is true FTW. 
P.P.S.: YEA LAH I'M THAT BORED AND ADMIT HAVE NO LIFE. wtf -.-


*dont understand can google kthx

I'm going to sleep now. kthxbye :D


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